“WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE! Did you touch my gem with your terrible, disgusting, filthy paws?! Rodent, I’ll spare you this one time, but please never do that again.”
((Oh god I need to check this account more
WHILE I’M HERE CAN I JUST SAY I CAN’T BEGIN TO DESCRIBE JUST HOW MUCH I ADORE YOUR BLOG fjdasklfjl))
“Let’s see now the best way I could put would be…It works a bit like a pinwheel. The center of my secondary star is connected to myself in such a way that it can spin. It has a rod that connects to myself. My secondary star unfortunately has fallen off at the moment, I can provide a better example with it on but I’d rather not wait for it to grow back.” Turning around reveals a a depression in his back leading into a hole roughly 4 inches in diameter and about 8 inches deep. “As you see it’s not entirely possible for it not to hurt. Well it doesn’t hurt not at all when we’re young or when if you stay in the sea your entire life. But once you venture out onto land and get to be about my age the pain really does start up. Starmie that know rapid spin grow a special star once their first one deteriorates, and that one, I hear from Stella, causes no damage at all to the Primary Star.”
Anonymous“And who, dare I ask, is that?”
((HOLY FUCK THAT THING LOOKS CREEPY
I WANT TO HUG IT
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“I could also rip that horn off of you, if I may demonstrate? You have my promise I shall attempt to make it as painless as possible.”
At least take him out to dinner before you dismantle that poor creature’s horn.
Goodness.
Someone lacks class
“Oh sweetie, I have more class in just one of my appendages than anything in the universe.”
((ICANT FDSLKJFS;I really need to notice when people reblog any of my stuff.))
“Seeing as I no longer know Rapid Spin, not very fast.” Turning backwards his secondary star begins to rotate slowly growing in speed. After about a minute it reaches its fastest speed then slows down. “That’s about half of what a genuine rapid spin can do. If I do it in the air however, I am somewhat forced to go at quite a quick pace if I wish to levitate myself. Considering my age I’d really rather not demonstrate. My back is already aching…” he mutters complaints under his breath. “The longest I’ve managed to stay airborne was roughly four minutes of complete hell. Well recently that is the best time. When I was younger and newly evolved I could levitate for nearly an hour.”
“I could also rip that horn off of you, if I may demonstrate? You have my promise I shall attempt to make it as painless as possible.”
